Bomb Squad On Scene, but beware: suspect jthanatos still at large. (details added)
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I liked you James ---- notice the past tense
So for y'all that don't know, let me fill you in:
James and I had agreed on a 2-for-2 liquor bottle trade - I sent my end, he sent his end - everything was wrapped up early this week and I thought we were all good .....
But NO! James just couldn't leave well enough alone and PMs me a G*d d*mn UPS #. I assume "ok, good joke but there's no way that's coming to my house"....
....but you know what happens when you "a$$"-"u"-"me" something.
f**k
Because apparently if James is involved, this is what happens when you wrongly assume he won't bomb your a$$ back to the stoneage:
A whole mother flippin box?!?!?!?!? REALLY! Good lord dude - this is too much!!
James, in all seriousness - I truly thank you for this awesome gift of wonderful cigars. I've received many great bombs in the past, but a whole box? This is a first. I'm truly in awe of your generosity.
Thanks (x1000) brother - I hope to, someday, return the favor and even the score - because I won't soon forget about this.
You are a stand up BOTL. And if the rest of y'all have not had the pleasure of trading/bombing/etc. with James get on it ASAP.
So for y'all that don't know, let me fill you in:
James and I had agreed on a 2-for-2 liquor bottle trade - I sent my end, he sent his end - everything was wrapped up early this week and I thought we were all good .....
But NO! James just couldn't leave well enough alone and PMs me a G*d d*mn UPS #. I assume "ok, good joke but there's no way that's coming to my house"....
....but you know what happens when you "a$$"-"u"-"me" something.
f**k
Because apparently if James is involved, this is what happens when you wrongly assume he won't bomb your a$$ back to the stoneage:
A whole mother flippin box?!?!?!?!? REALLY! Good lord dude - this is too much!!
James, in all seriousness - I truly thank you for this awesome gift of wonderful cigars. I've received many great bombs in the past, but a whole box? This is a first. I'm truly in awe of your generosity.
Thanks (x1000) brother - I hope to, someday, return the favor and even the score - because I won't soon forget about this.
You are a stand up BOTL. And if the rest of y'all have not had the pleasure of trading/bombing/etc. with James get on it ASAP.
* I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *
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Very nice Hit, very impressive indeed, The reviews sound nice johnny, seeing that I am a Oliva V Wh0re i am going to have to get some!!!Life is too short, live it like no tomorrow...0
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Very nice James, very nice indeed0
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WTF is this?!?!"It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR0
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exactly how I felt, in a jaw-dropping sort of way.danielzreyes:WTF is this?!?!
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I will report back as soon as I try one.MVW67:Very nice Hit, very impressive indeed, The reviews sound nice johnny, seeing that I am a Oliva V Wh0re i am going to have to get some!!!
James did tell me he's seen some reviews that recommended giving them a short nap....
But idk if I'll be able to let all of them go untouched this weekend.
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Uhhhh....yeah....exactlydanielzreyes:WTF is this?!?!0 -
This is what happens when you taunt someone while they are making their CCOM order...catfishbluezz:
Uhhhh....yeah....exactlydanielzreyes:WTF is this?!?!0 -
jthanatos:
This is what happens when you taunt someone while they are making their CCOM order...catfishbluezz:
Uhhhh....yeah....exactlydanielzreyes:WTF is this?!?!
I guess I'll ask first if the person I want to torture is getting ready to order something. That's a crazy hit....0 -
Wait wait wait - I taunted you?????jthanatos:
This is what happens when you taunt someone while they are making their CCOM order...catfishbluezz:
Uhhhh....yeah....exactlydanielzreyes:WTF is this?!?!
That's certainly not how I remember it....
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When you are full of honey whiskey (which is great as a hot buttered whiskey, by the by), an address looks a lot like a taunt. Sitting there. With those numbers. Taunting me with its ability to route packages. WHO DOES IT THINK IT IS?????jgibv:
Wait wait wait - I taunted you?????jthanatos:
This is what happens when you taunt someone while they are making their CCOM order...catfishbluezz:
Uhhhh....yeah....exactlydanielzreyes:WTF is this?!?!
That's certainly not how I remember it....0 -
LOL, touchjthanatos:
When you are full of honey whiskey (which is great as a hot buttered whiskey, by the by), an address looks a lot like a taunt. Sitting there. With those numbers. Taunting me with its ability to route packages. WHO DOES IT THINK IT IS?????jgibv:
Wait wait wait - I taunted you?????jthanatos:
This is what happens when you taunt someone while they are making their CCOM order...catfishbluezz:
Uhhhh....yeah....exactlydanielzreyes:WTF is this?!?!
That's certainly not how I remember it....
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Agreed!! They need some rest or they are a bit harsh!! But very nice hit and enjoy everyone of them!! If you don't like them ill give you my addy loljgibv:
I will report back as soon as I try one.MVW67:Very nice Hit, very impressive indeed, The reviews sound nice johnny, seeing that I am a Oliva V Wh0re i am going to have to get some!!!
James did tell me he's seen some reviews that recommended giving them a short nap....
But idk if I'll be able to let all of them go untouched this weekend.Money can't buy taste0 -
Wow.... I mean... just WOW.0
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That is very nice indeed0
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Damn John you be pimpin sir!! Nice smackin!!0
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+1Bigshizza:Damn John you be pimpin sir!! Nice smackin!!0 -
Yeah - this was the icing on the cake, if you will....The Kid:
+1Bigshizza:Damn John you be pimpin sir!! Nice smackin!!
Thanks to James and all the other punk-BOTLs who've been bombin me lately ... I now "duck-and-cover" whenever I see a USPS/UPS/FedEx truck - y'all got me shakin' in my boots.
And it's not just me --- the dog runs to the basement and hides in the corner whenever she sees a delivery person approach the house. LMAO
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