Resurrecting the Joke Thread

One day all the animals in the forest decided to build a toilet, and pretty soon they had a little wooden cabin with a couple of high windows and a shelf for the pine-scented toilet paper, and for several weeks everything went well, and everyone was really happy.

Then one day one of the windows was broken, and there was broken glass outside the cabin for some reason, and the toilet committee rounded up every animal they could find and said "Does anyone know who did this?"

"I know," said the rabbit. "I'd just come in, and the bear had just got through taking a dump, and there was no pine-scented toilet paper on the shelf, so he grabbed me and wiped his ass with me, then threw me out through the window, which was closed at the time."

So the committee got the window repaired and arranged to keep the toilet paper topped up, and all was well for a few weeks more, and everyone was really happy.

Then once again there was a broken window and another enquiry.

And the squirrel said, "I know what happened. I'd just come in, and the bear had just got through taking a dump, and there was no pine-scented toilet paper on the shelf, so he grabbed me and wiped his ass with me, then threw me out through the window, which was closed at the time."

So the committee got the window repaired and arranged to keep the toilet paper topped up, and all was well for a few more weeks and everyone was really happy.

Then a few weeks later the entire cabin was demolished as though dynamite had gone off inside, and the toilet committee rounded up every animal they could find and said "Does anyone know who did this?"

"...I might know something," said the hedgehog.