camping trip gone wrong

deejmemixx
deejmemixx Posts: 3,084 ✭✭
in Trades, Passes and Bombs
After a deadly bomb went off and everyone but my family perished.
my wife comes to the site after she woke up (had to work) and hands me two packages, one is a new pair of FJ golf shoes for fathers day..so awesome..now I will hit the ball strait for sure! The second one was wrapped up in grocery bags but I had a bad feeling in my stomach..as I hesitated to look she chirps..oh that came in the mailbox. Oohhh *** I say to myself and slowly take it out of the bags and gently sit in the picinic table. My wife asked me what The hell am I doing? I simply told her it was from Jim scott.
her smile vanished quickly and yelled at the kids to get in the car and the next thing I knew they were gone. After seeing my family was safe I grabbed the industrial sized bubble wrap packaging from my truck and made a suit of armor. Proceeded to ever so slowly open the package...I thought I was doing it slowly enough..boy was I wrong. Next thing I know I am flying past the seagalls (seeing the opportunity I *** on one of their heads while flying past) when I finally landed 2 miles away..I bounced a ways ..got up gathered myself and walked back to rubble..fat guys and ladies smouldring everywhere I walked. When I arrived at my site..this is what I found....

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thank you so much Jim. This was not needed but greatly appreciated and I am still waiting to see a photo....

Comments

  • New_Boots
    New_Boots Posts: 2,651 ✭✭
    I've seen bombs, but that is just vicious! Shark? Liga? Opus? I...I can't even!
  • rsherman24
    rsherman24 Posts: 7,852 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You didn't think you were getting away with that pass unharmed did you? Very nice

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  • deejmemixx
    deejmemixx Posts: 3,084 ✭✭
    rsherman24:
    You didn't think you were getting away with that pass unharmed did you? Very nice
    I was hoping he would take it for what it was and not feel the need to hit me, specially since there were many involved
  • Glock1975
    Glock1975 Posts: 5,152 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That's what u get for trying to see Jim's ***. Very nice Jimbo.
  • Bob_Luken
    Bob_Luken Posts: 11,902 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Look at that. You got off easy. LOL
  • ejgorman
    ejgorman Posts: 1,114 ✭✭✭
    I'm guessing from the comments this is retribution for the TlTS pass? Either way, nice selection of sticks right there. Nice hit Jim!
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  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Enjoy! Just wanted to get you a few new ones...
  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Posts: 9,232 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Whoa, great hit
  • ShadowInTheMoon
    ShadowInTheMoon Posts: 507 ✭✭
    That story seems about true from what was in that bomb... one of the best i have seen
    Two people with a common goal can accomplish many things. Two people with a common enemy can accomplish even more.
  • The3Stogies
    The3Stogies Posts: 2,652 ✭✭✭✭
    Awesome bomb, and a great war story too. "Fat guys and ladies smouldering everywhere" LMFAO
  • The_Kid
    The_Kid Posts: 7,869 ✭✭✭
    Holy Shizz!!!! Allstar lineup right there. Awesommmmmme
  • LiquidChaos66
    LiquidChaos66 Posts: 3,767 ✭✭✭✭
    Who poked the Shizz bear?
    Life is like a blind fiver. You never know what you're gonna get.
  • Darktower007
    Darktower007 Posts: 2,580 ✭✭✭✭
    A box from Shizz is usually C4! Another great hit Jim!
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Now THATS the type of flaming bag of Shizz to land on someone's doorstep! Way to go Jim very nice!!
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • deejmemixx
    deejmemixx Posts: 3,084 ✭✭
    The3Stogies:
    Awesome bomb, and a great war story too. "Fat guys and ladies smouldering everywhere" LMFAO
    made me Lol..

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